Fast Turkey in your face. Did you think that it was ever possible to cook a turkey in 90 minutes? there is a recipe on Extreme Holiday Ideas http://www.extremeholidayideas.com/90-minute-turkey.html for a 90 Minute Turkey. I’m developing a 4 page editorial on what such a feat is possible and it will include a list of instructions on how to do so, more importantly I will include entertaining photos. Posted here are the preliminary sketches. I wanted to make the imagery be comical and ironic.